Brazilian Indian's day - April 19th: Activities with music and painting

Meu aluno de 3 anos: maternal II - Educação Infantil

Meu aluno de 4 anos: Fase I - Educação Infantil

Music: Ten little indian boys

One little, two little, three little Indians

Four little, five little, six little Indians

Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians

Ten little Indian boys.

Ten little, nine little, eight little Indians

Seven little, six little, five little Indians

Four little, three little, two little Indians

One little Indian boy    Vocabulary: numbers from 1 to 10, boy, little

Modelo de cocar: http://redescobrindoaalfabetizacao.blogspot.com.br/2011/04/modelo-de-cocar-de-indio.html

A figura pode ser colada em uma tabela do word (2 por página)

Funniest translations from foreign language into English

[1]  IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE :
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

[2]  Cocktail Lounge , Norway :
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

[3] Doctor's Office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

[4] Dry Cleaners, Bangkok :
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

[5] In a Nairobi Restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

[6] On the main road to Mombas, leaving Nairobi :
TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

[7] On a Poster at Kencom:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

[8] In a City Restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

[9] In a Cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES .

[10] Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

[11] On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

[12] In a Tokyo Bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

[13] Hotel, Yugoslavia :
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

[14] Hotel, Japan :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

[15] In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.

[16] A sign posted in Germany 's Black Forest :
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

[17] Hotel, Zurich :
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

[18] Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

[19] Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)

[20] A Laundry in Rome :
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

[21] Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:
IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE

[22] Seen in shop window in Japan:

FUCKING SALE (discount)

Finger puppets as a tool to teach English for very young kids

Finger puppets to help you teach English for very youg kids

My kids simple love it and, like me, you can make it yourself without any extreme creativity. Just google it at the internet and you can find many different models you can copy.

What will you need: Time to try and throw away what is inappropriate and courage to continue trying. Don't give up!

Seriously speaking, what will you need: hot glue gun, scissors, fabric glue, instant glue, extra materials (plastic eyes, plastic mouths, nose, if you wish to give it professional appearance, if not, you can use your own creativity to creat)

What will you need: Felt (or fabric) of different colors for the body, paws, ears, belly... etc

What will you need: Felt (or fabric) of different colors for the body, paws, ears, belly... etc








If you want to leave stitches showing, you will need a needle and some sewing lines.
You will also need paint or markers to paint on the eyes or extra features of finger puppets. But you can buy eyes and just glue them.

The result: Felt animal finger puppets - left to right, top to down: butterfly, pig, frog, rabbit, tiger, giraffe, bee, lion

The result: Felt Animal finger puppets - left to right, top to down: bird, lady bug, cow, mouse, tiger, chicken, lion.

What can you teach using finger puppets?

Basically, whatever you have in mind!

- Music: Save your face. Kids imagine animals are singing, not you! So, some silly musics for kids can be presented easily this way ;-)

- Numbers: use the puppets to change your voice and pretend you are the animal speaking while you say the numbers and kids repeat. You can also ask students to count the number of animals you show them;
- Greetings and Farewells: use the animal to mime a pair greeting themselves while you say them and kids repeat. They can also mime the voice of animals;
- Days of the week: pretend the animals are saying them and make kids repeat. You can also add easy sentences so that kids can learn easily: I like Monday, I like Tuesday, My favorite is Sunday, My favorite is Friday etc...
- Months of the year: Proceed like you did with week days;
- Likes and dislikes:  Teach kids "I like" and "I don't like" and the name of animals;
- Grammar: singular and plural (one cat, two cats; one frog, two frogs); grammar in context of stories;
- Vocabulary: colors of the animals presented; 
- Vocabulary: name of the animals (or other names) presented;

Parrot, octopus, cat, elephant, hippo

Spider

Bird, bee, mouse

Frog

Butterfly

 Alligator / crocodile ; duck, chicken, hippo, cat.

• Those presented above are just ideas I had while working with animal finger puppets. I am doing like this and it is working with my students. Maybe with yours it works too :-)
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• Final tip:  Kids will want to handle the puppets.
•  If you don't allow, it will function as flashcards do and probably kids will lose the interest for the activity as they lose for flashcards as well. So, if this is your intention, better use flashcards, that are much easier to make and cheaper to buy.
• If you decided to let kids handle puppets, be prepared! They will destroy in minutes your cute finger puppets that took you hours of preparation. But certainly soon after being highly motivated... So, it pays the effort.

Moldes, modelos para inspiração e instruções de como fazer seus dedoches:  

http://www.freekidcrafts.com/finger-puppets.html

http://www.billybear4kids.com/FingerPuppets/MakeEm.shtml

http://www.etsy.com/shop/cherylasmith - the best I found with different models and pictures of final artcraft.

Sexists jokes about wife

Wife  dying

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Nota:  Dying nesse contexto tem 2 significados: 1. Na fala do marido = morrendo; 2. Na fala da mulher = tingir o cabelo.

Angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:  
"Where d Hell Are You ...?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!

Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop

A Special Package for Business Men.

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"

Husband was seriously ill

Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say ?

Wife:- .No chance for u to survive

An intelligent wife

''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much
That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"

New SIM to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"

The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..

Wife treats husband

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..

At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?

Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?           
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with Him

Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?          
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He's On the Darts Team in My Local

Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim       
Do You Crave Special Again?

The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..

Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy, You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."

Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

 

Cool message by a wife

Cool Msg by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"

 Sweet demand by kid

A Sweet demand by a kid. 

A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked - what happen son?      
Kid said-I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.

Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.      
WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!         
SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Nota:  Shoot na fala da mulher = atirar, matar a tiros; Na fala do marido = filmar, tirar fotos.

Throwing knives on wife's picture

Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture. All were missing the target!        
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"   
His honest reply, "MISSING U"

Nota: Miss tem 2 sentidos nessa piada: 1. Miss the target = Errar o alvo; 2. Miss you = sentir saudades. 
A piada ocorre pelo fato da última frase poder ser interpretada como: estou errando o alvo, não estou acertando as facas em sua foto!

I will think about it

When a married man says "I'll think about it",

What he really means that,  He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..

Habbit of talking in sleep

A Lady to Doctor:    
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure? 
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he is awake

Part & Art of living

Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living...

But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.

Head & Neck of the family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.

Wife: Do you want dinner?

Wife: Do you want dinner?  
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?        
Wife: Yes and no.

What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?

What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?     
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.    
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"     
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?       
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Wife: honey what r u looking 4?

Wife: honey, what r u looking 4?     
Husband: nothing

Wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?           
Husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...     
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling, it means:   With Idiot For Ever

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.

Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil:   
Can I make a call to my Wife?         
After making call he asked how much to pay.         
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum (wife) ??     
Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the end...

WIFE IS DANGEROUS

LOVE IS LIFE           
LIFE IS WIFE           
WIFE IS KNIFE and  
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Too late for garbage

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:          
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.          
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

What if you don't see me for 2 days?

A man came home late at night after a party.        
His wife yelled:        
"how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"    
The man couldn’t believe his luck: 'that would be great'!   
Monday passed and he didn’t see her......  
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....     
On Thursday his swelling became better    
And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

Nota: swelling = inchação. No caso, o marido não podia ver a esposa pois estava com o olho inchado porque levou umas porradas da mulher.

Who is guilty (Husband / Wife)?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" 
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"

Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with 'W'...      
because all questions start with "W".. !      
Who ?         
Why ?          
What ?        
When ?       
Which ?       
Whom ?      
Where ?      
&
Finally Wife..!!!

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, 
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"    
But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

Dream of receiving jewellery & cloths

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!!

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...  I have lost everything  and I still have my wife..."

Message of the year

Message of the year:-         
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!        
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you. 
Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Why did u shoot ur wife?

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Your husband needs rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?          
Doctor: They are for you.!!

The cost of new technologies

Sexist jokes about marriage

Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything" ;
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
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Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence !
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Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said,
"I've found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?" 

Released by Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands. 

THE PRAYER THAT SHOCKED THE WORLD

When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard:

"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance.

We know Your Word says, "Woe to those who call evil good", but that is exactly what we have done.  We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

v  We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.

v  We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.

v  We have killed our unborn and called it choice.

v  We have shot anti-abortionists and called it justifiable.

v  We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.

v  We have abused power and called it politics.

v  We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.

v  We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it

freedom of expression.

v  We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it

enlightenment.

ü  Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; cleans us from every sin

and  set us free.  Amen!"

The response was immediate.  A number of legislators walked out during the

prayer in protest.

In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor,

logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls responding negatively.

The church is now receiving international requests for copies of this prayer

from India , Africa and Korea .

Commentator Paul Harvey aired this prayer on his radio program, "The Rest

of the Story," and received a larger response to this program than any other he has ever aired.

With the Lord's help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and

whole-heartedly become our desire so that we again can be called: "one

nation under God."


DOES THIS PRAYER  SHOCK YOU?